dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

image

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

sublimemichael:

Couch kitten

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

^