when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
this is fucked up
this fucked me up
Well I was planning on going to bed… Can’t now
my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.”I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expectedwe really need more teachers like this
*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* my photoshoot on the kardashian game ends in 5 minutes and i only have 3 stars
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
reblog if u want a relationship like this! :))))