"what state do you live in?"
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.