lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you